One day a man called the church office. He said, Can
I speak to the head hog1 at the trough?
The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said,
I'm sorry, who?
The caller repeated, Can I speak to the head hog at
the trough?
She said, Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may
refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer
that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!
To this the man replied, Well, I was planning on giving
$100,000 to the building fund....
To this the secretary quickly responded Hang on, I think
the big fat pig just walked in!