A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completes the physical he says, You can get dressed now, your test results will be back in a few days, but sTOP by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you.
When the patient gets to the office, the MD says, Well, you seem to be in perfect health, I couldn't find a thing wrong in my exam.
Furthermore, I'd like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene1. I have hundreds of patients, and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genital area so clean and fresh.
The patient says, Well, there's a perfectly2 good reason for that... you see, I have a woman in at least three times a week.